The Conquest Continues!

Megatron: Upon our arrival in Lowestoft, England we secured a temporary base of operations and then proceeded to subjugate the denizens of this location. Some of them were more willing to accept Decepticon rule than others but after some... persuasion... the general consensus was favourable to the new regime.

That was until Starscream had to try and usurp power from me yet again. Unbeknownst to me, he had managed to garner the support of a small number.

Starscream: All had been going according to plan and my rendezvous with some of my brethren had gone well. Before long we had Megatron in our sights and I would soon take my rightful place as leader of the Decepticons.

Megatron: As usual, Starscream had overestimated his advantage over me. If there is anything I have learned in all my vorns of having to deal with him it is this...

If you can beat one Starscream you can beat any Starscream from any universe.

Megatron: After Starscream had recovered from his recent bout of stupidity, we decided that it might be a good idea to see exactly what humans do for entertainment. We are, after all, on vacation. Holding a human at cannon point, we forced her to transport us to a place called a pub where we partook of the traditional pint of lager.

Starscream: While we finished our drink, we observed a group of the hairless apes play a game called darts. Leave it to the fleshlings to devise such a game where they become inebriated and then throw sharp projectiles at a small target. In the spirit of the evening, however, I decided to “have a throw” as they say at a much more tempting target.

Megatron: Unfortunately Starscream’s intolerance to drink got the better of him and forced me to teach him yet another lesson. Will he never learn?

On our last day in Lowestoft we went to the coast to investigate the claims that there was a source of energy there. As we explored the area, we stumbled upon an odd marker.

Starscream: Why do humans feel the need to memorialize trivial things? So this is the most eastern point in Britain. I am somewhat underwhelmed by it. One thing, however did grab both mine and Megatron’s attention.

Megatron: As we looked up we spied a wind turbine. Apparently the locals have named it “Gulliver”. The earth germs do have rather odd customs at times.

Now with the eastern side of England a Decepticon stronghold and also with the ability to keep my army fuelled, Starscream and I are now on our way to the north of the country to conquer all that lay before us!