Megatron: For some reason, Starscream thought I would be interested in converting these vehicles into soldiers. I can't imagine why. Anything this much like an Autobot, and this lightly armed is useless to me. You would think that after nine MILLION years he would know what would make a good Decepticon. Honestly, I despair of him sometimes.


Starscream: So then I suggested, strongly, that he consider something like THIS.

Or maybe THESE. Although they seem somewhat untrustworthy.

But all he wanted was some kind of super-weapon. I told him that a universal remote wasn't going to be a good idea. Oh well, he'll learn.

I'll wait here for the explosion.