Things go wrong.

Megatron:
So, we arrived in Philadelphia several months ago, but Starscream's usual incompetence somehow managed to damage the camera-

Starscream:
IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I'm telling you, the baggage attendant must have dropped something!

Megatron:
Starscream, you WERE the baggage attendant. In fact, YOU were the PLANE! Anyway, things didn't much improve once we got the camera fixed.



Megatron:
I can't believe that these pitiful organics have built a shrine to this useless hunk of metal. It doesn't even operate properly, let alone transform!



Starscream:
I don't know, oh mighty Megatron, a few throw pillows, some curtains, and it might be suitable to put somewhere in your throne room.

Megatron:
... you've been drinking destabilized Enegron again, haven't you, Starscream?

Starscream:
Maybe a little.

Megatron:
But that shall not stop us... for we shall use this as the starting point from which we shall conquer this city!

????:
If only it were that easy, Megatron.

Megatron:
WHO DARES?



Human Slagpit:
Ya see, your plan is all well and good, but for the fact that you were looking at a hologram. Welcome to SLF Enterprises, Megsy, and might I introduce you to my Optimus Prime Chorus?

Vast collection of Primes:
NOT SO FAST, MEGATRON!

Megatron:
NOOOOOOOOOO! DECEPTICONS! RETREAT!

Starscream:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't stand up to a single little human, Megatron? And you call yourself Decepticon leader!

Human Slagpit:
Ok, guys, we drove off Megatron, now let's show Starscream how we play Seeker Pinata!

Starscream:
On second thought, GOTTA GO! MIGHTY MEGATRON, WAIT FOR ME!