The Decepticons Have Landed

Megatron:
We have FINALLY landed in the United States of America, in one of the smaller states known as New Jersey. Good thing too, because if Starscream asked me "Are we there yet?" one more time, I would have booted him into the Atlantic. The flesh-creature we are staying with is a rather strange one... The less said about that, the better.

Starscream:
We finally arrived, and much to our delight, there was already an established colony of Decepticons here! At first we thought they had anticipated our arrival and had secured us a base to start our hostile take over. Unfortunately, this was NOT the case. They merely are ALLOWED to live here, like tenants in an apartment. Although it WAS rather humorous to watch Megatron flip out on the leader of this colony, Shrapnel.

Megatron:
OF ALL THE IDIOTIC NONSENSE!
Not only are these Decepticons LAZY, UNMOTIVATED, OBNOXIOUS, AND IRRESPONSIBLE! Shrapnel is ineffective as a leader! None the less, I decided to take control of the colony. The apathetic morons had no interest in taking on the neighboring Autobot colony. So I decided to take them on myself...
I... had not reckoned with the uh... well...

Starscream:
I have not been able to stop laughing since Megatron decided to take on the Autobots. Skywarp told me the Decepticons are out numbered 4 to 1 here. THAT'S why they don't fight the Autobots. Common sense. Something Megatron LACKS severely. So while our GLORIOUS LEADER was enjoying a rather delightful beating. I decided to make my alliances. There was a rather handsome devil in charge of the "Brigade", a HANDSOME group of seekers that have broken off from the main group of Decepticons. I'm particularly drawn to the leader, he is so dashing, intelligent, and mighty... I think I'm falling in love!

Megatron:
After I managed to convince Ultra Magnus and Prowl I was joking about obliterating them off the face of the planet (For the moment at least). I decided to start off a little smaller. There's also an ostracized colony of Transformers here. I decided to throw my weight onto them. But... taking one look at those... those malformed machines... I-I just couldn't find it in my spark to do it. I may be a cold war machine but... those horrid faces must be hard enough on them... So I gave them a verbal threat and shot at the one I ASSUMED was Bumblebee.

Megatron:
I have not seen Starscream for a while, no doubt he is finding allies in any other Starscreams around here. I'm not worried about that, I'm more concerned about the three furry creatures roaming around this base. So far I have managed to tame one of the beasts, making it my noble steed. I'll have more to report as we take the state of New Jersey!