A Renaissance Affaire

MEGATRON:
Although it was HYSTERICAL that SkyLynx now has Starscream convinced that the Jersey Devil is real, we still have to keep our processors on task. Namely; World Domination. I've heard the flesh-creature talk of a place in Pennsylvania where Time and Space have ruptured and inside the rupture is medieval England. How fortuitous! We can travel back in time and conquer most of the known world in it's infancy! We passed by Philadelphia on our way to to the time rupture. Hmm, I wonder if Starscream would bounce if I shoved him out the window...

STARSCREAM:
We paused on our journey to pay homage to one who has already conquered much of the free world; Starbucks. I feel an affinity for this company and Megatron is simply addicted to their Pumpkin Spice Lattes... Hmm, perhaps I can use that later...

MEGATRON:
We have safely entered the time rupture and are now in a small corner of old England. First stop was for munitions. You can't properly conquer and inspire terror without something that goes BOOM. I found this old cason to be rather amusing, especially when it terrified some Tartans right out of their kilts!

STARSCREAM:
I'm beginning to NOT like this period of time. We toured a local dungeon, and even though this picture came out rather dark, be glad of it. You do NOT want to see the atrocities humans inflicted upon each other. Mayhaps it's that red stuff that comes out of them but it all just seems so... FRIGHTENING. I hope Megatron doesn't adopt these brutal practices...

MEGATRON:
I never thought I'd see the day when humans actually provide something useful, other than energon. These devices are PERFECT for the Decepticon regime. It's EXACTLY what I need to keep these buffoons in line! I do hope they take Visa.
((Sorry about the pics, I was in a hurry.))

STARSCREAM:
I just got a cold shiver down my spinal column relays... No matter, already Megatron was busy choosing locations for our energon generators. He certainly does not waste time, now does he.

MEGATRON:
What a comely young flesh-creature! Sorry m'lay but I'm afraid I'm not attracted to your kind. However, one I take over, I'll glad have you as one of my personal buff and polishers.

MEGATRON:
This strange flesh creature claimed to be the beggar king of England. Dethroning this human was a piece of oil cake! Well medieval England, consider yourself conquered. For now Starscream and I are off to Las Vegas to take Sin City!