Running With The (Jersey) Devil

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Megatron:
Tonight the Autobots were sitting down around a campfire telling human apparition stories. The blue fop, Tracks, told a particularly interesting one about a denizen of the state known as the Jersey Devil. It's complete and utter nonsense, however...I DO see possibilities... ENTERTAINING possibilities... Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Starscream:
Thanks to that blue idiot, Megatron now is CONVINCED there is a monster lurking in the woods! Now he has ME out here scouring the vicinity looking for any signs that this creature exists.

Starscream:
Ok, I've been searching for a mega cycle now, still no sign of this supposed Jersey Devil. Megatron must have spilled some coffee in his circuits to think that such a legend is real! Still, the Autobots swear by it and refuse to leave the house after dark...

Starscream:
THREE MEGACYCLES now and STILL no sign of this monster! But the wood are so dark and vast. It would be impossible for me to search them all. Maybe there is-- GAH! No! I'm NOT thinking about it, I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!

Starscream:
Alright, the sun is setting, it's getting dark, I'm cold, I'm in need of fuel, and the squirrels are giving me dirty looks. I'm giving up the search as fruitless. I'm not going to stay out here all night looking for a monster that obviously does NOT exist!

Megatron:
It was sometime past midnight when we were awoken from recharge by some strange sounds coming from INSIDE the house. It is probably just one of the felines lurking about, but just for fun, I sent out Starscream to investigate the disturbance. He's so snappy when he doesn't get his beauty recharge...

Starscream:
STUPID MEGATRON! Waking me up in the middle of the night to investigate some mystery noise! Oh Primus forbid our fearless leader goes out to see what the threat is himself! Still... the house is strangely quiet at night... so still... even the cats are asleep... But I'm not afraid in the dark, I'm very brave in the dark, I'm AMAZING in the dark I--

Starscream:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!